PB2K: Uses 201-300

Uses 201-300

Braid it.
Play cat's cradle with it.
Wrap up in it to keep warm on a cold day.
Smear it on your forehead to absorb sweat in the summer.
Keep some of it on hand when you jog so you can fend off attack dogs. (also entertaining)
Use it instead of Miracle Whip.
Make fake water stains on the ceiling tiles.
Push it under someone's door during a prank war.
Fill balloons with it and have a "peanut butter balloon fight" with all your friends.
Refer to peanut butter in your excuses--there's just something believable about peanut butter.
Make up absurd quotes about it and end every conversation with one.
Blow bubbles with it in the elevator. Look around at the other passengers as if you are paranoid.
Stick the insoles back in your shoes with it.
Coat the apples with it when you are going to bob for apples in the fall.
Cast peanut butter instead of casting lots.
Feed it to your pet Steve.
Have congress declare "National Peanut Butter Awareness Week."
Boycott your school's cafeteria until they agree to include peanut butter in every dish.
Balance a jar on your head 24 hours a day. If anyone asks say "What, you've never seen anyone balance a jar of peanut butter on his head before?
Use it if you don't have any Neosporin.
Stir with milk as replacement for Metamucil.
Fill any open drawer space with peanut butter.
Hold dish of it upside down over the dog to see how long it takes to flop out.
Use it in bioneural gelpacks.
Use it to reverse the tackyon field.
Start the Church Of Peanut Butter on the WWW. Watch religious wars between it and the Church of Spam.
Charcoal briquettes.
Accelerate PB to the speed of light and see what happens to it.
Use in a pỉata -- extra creamy.
Sofa cushion.
Use to promote international fascism.
Add to Spam salad sandwich.
When your Walkman batteries burn out, try peanut butter.
Fire extinguisher refill.
Door stop.
Fill pillowcase for better night's sleep.
Sell by the ton as a fund-raiser.
New Snapple Iced-Tea flavor.
Use as aphrodisiac. Don't ask.
Use peanut butter crumbs for pie crust.
Peanut butter bird bath.
Use it as your secret weapon when playing Calvinball.
Use as windshield-wiper fluid.
Use as a welcome mat.
Two words: Hackey Sack.
Make badminton birdies with it.
Artist's gum eraser.
Make a collage. Use whatever other materials are necessary.
Form into kernels and use as popcorn.
Use as mouthwash.
Valve oil.
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Ask someone to hold onto your glob of peanut butter for just a minute while you ...
Use in place of Primatine Mist.
Put it in roommate's CD player; hit play. Leave. Permanently.
One word: doorknob.
Squeeze it and make peanut butter juice.
If you read this list and laugh your butt off, stick it back on with peanut butter.
Great coffee table ornament.
Chia PB.
Feed it to Recussa-Anne.
Spread it on bread -- go figure.
Combat the hole in the ozone layer by replacing your air conditioner's freon with peanut butter.
Mend window screens.
Spread on bald head to see if it grows.
Use on roommates who snore.
The Franklin Mint Hand Crafted Peanut Butter Chess Set.
Store extension cords in it for safe keeping.
Boil heretics in it.
Stuff it inside your lip so it looks like you dip tobacco.
Use it if you run out of chapstick.
Brush your teeth with it.
Plug up someone's tailpipe as a practical joke.
Keeps chimney brushes bright and shiny.
Polish your sandals with it.
Make sure you have plenty under your toenails before going to the beach.
Write grocery lists with it if you run out of ink.
Put a newborn's feet in it and have the dog lick it off for perverse entertainment.
Use as suppositories.
Combine with brown food coloring and serve at the table of a formal banquet.
Use it for white-out when writing on brown paper bags.
Stick your roommate's shoes to the ceiling.
Experimental fuel in the next space shuttle.
Use as packing in taxidermy.
Great for removing duct tape residue.
Eat radioactive peanut butter and become the intrepid Peanut Butter Man!
Throw globs of it in Barney's eyes dancing madly around him singing "I Love You" and kicking him in the shins.
Send several cases of extra-salty to the President.
Use as a base for makeup.
Two words: night mask.
Use as mortar between bricks.
Fill in cavities with it.
Inflate beach ball or car tires with it.
Use as a chain letter. (The peanut butter has traveled around the world seven times...)
Fill the Grand Canyon with it for safer bungee jumping fun.
"In the event that we lose cabin pressure, jars of peanut butter will fall from the ceiling..."
The next thing David Copperfield makes disappear.
Use to mark place in textbook.
Use in place of spray starch when ironing.

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